Warning: Another TMI post ahead.
Scenario: Mom is in the shower. 8 and 7 year old boys charge into the bathroom.
Boys: "We have to go poop!"
Mom: "One of you go downstairs!"
Lion proceeds to do his business.
Mom, gasping in the shower: "Lion, FLUSH NOW!"
Lion: "I can't, I'm not finished wiping!"
Mom, gagging and heaving: "It doesn't matter, flush twice! FLUSH NOW!"
Lion: "I caaaan't!"
Mom throws up in the shower.
Mom, calmly: "When you poop, you can flush two times. Once after you poop, then again after you wipe."
Sounds of flushing
Lion, proudly: "There, I flushed!"
Mom, sighing: "Thanks, honey."
That about sums up the past month. That, and I've had these two songs stuck in my head alternately for the past month. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Can you guess which one is a result of someone's children being obsessed with a movie from her youth? 100 points to whoever knows what the other song means! It's cryptic, I know. But it's awesome.