Thursday, January 8, 2009

Who's Googling Now?

It's time for another edition of........."Who's Googling Now?"

I have to wonder why people Google some of these things. Here are two dozen of the searches that this blog has popped up on since last summer. Oh me, oh my!

1. "dirty limiriks" First you have learn how to spell 'limerick'. Next...well, shame on you.

2. "watching the great mouse last night" Are you referring to Mickey Mouse, or is your only form of entertainment watching an oversized mouse run around your living room? Or maybe by "great" you mean as in a really cool, wonderful mouse. To each his own, I guess.

3. "very strange dreams" Yes. I have those. Often.

4. "mushrooms growing under toilet" Not anymore. James fixed our leaky toilet problem.

5. "becoming superhuman" Should I notify the authorities on this one? I hope there is no one out there who's discovered how to become the next Hulk. Sorry I couldn't help you here, buddy.

6. "i love him but i'm moving away" I'm so sorry to hear it. I would, however, like more information. Are you referring to your boyfriend, your mailman, the guy who gives you free cookies at the sandwich shop, or maybe your hair stylist?

7. "I'm blind" "new glasses"?authority=n" Huh? If anyone gets this, let me know please.

8. "super bowl logos" If you're designing, you're looking in the wrong place.

9. "drowning in pee" If that's the case, why are you on the internet? Don't you know it's not safe to use electronics around liquid?

10. "who is googling now " Ok, that's just creepy.

11. "toilet paper bikini" I hope you know that won't last two seconds once you hit the water.

12. "It's like hey I know who's googling." From some of these, you can bet I wish I did. Well...on second thought, some of

13. "moving away forever" I'd like to see you have a better reason than I did. (Warning. Most humiliating post I have on this blog.)

14. "new household needs" Since you asked, I could use a few things. Thanks.

15. "pregnancy walmart fried chicken" Are you asking if it's safe during pregnancy? I seriously doubt it.

16. "i don't want to be a phlebotomist" I don't think it's required or anything. Who has told you otherwise?

17. "how do you develop a more positive self-esteem?" There are many ways. Refer to #13 for one of the ways best not to do it.

18. "what's wrong with latex gloves" Not much unless you're allergic or they have holes.

19. "latex gloves of lady doctor" Why does the doctor's gender matter? I'm glad they use gloves, but those suckers are always cold. Maybe I should invent a latex glove warmer.

20. "way of thinking is becoming more positive" That's wonderful!

21. "rubber glove hand gag" I think someone is obsessed with gloves. Either that, or wants to play a joke on someone terrified of germs.

22. "my foot" swollen blogurl:" Perhaps you should see a doctor, especially if your blog url is that swollen.

23. "growing mushrooms on toilet paper" As long as it's fresh toilet paper, I don't see why not.

24. "why am I constantly misplacing things?" I don't know how you think I can help you. If you find the answer, let me know!

That's it for this edition of "Who's Googling Now?"

Leave your tips in the hat below. Thanks and have a great day!


Heidi Ashworth said...

Funny post but not as funny as the nudie one. Bwaaahahhaaaaa! BTW, how are things going with that? Are the neighbors still smiling at you just a little too gratuitously? Did I spell that right? Does anyone care? Not your neighbors, no doubt. Oh, dear, I shouldn't tease you-you've been through enough!

LexiconLuvr said...

Interesting and unique post. I didn't know you could look up what people are googling. (Yes, my husband is a computer wizard and I hardly know a...*trailing off sounds of humiliation*

I thought your #13 post-referral wasn't all that bad. Of course, my older sister once pushed me out the front door right after a bath and ripped the towel away--locking me outside in my birthday suit.

Right after that (no joke) my crush-du-jour happened to drive up the circle on his motorcycle and I had no where to hide.

The conclusion: No. He never asked me out.

James said...

I have yet to get any Google hits. Maybe that's because I don't have enough posts. Maybe I should write more. That would help, wouldn't it?

Millie said...

Boy, someone was sure interested in growing mushrooms.

Jeni said...

I luv dirty limiriks!

Kelline said...

That was amusing! I didn't know that you could look up google hits...learn something new everyday!

mindyluwho said...

I needed a good laugh to start off my day!

Aubrey said...

THese are funny, How did you find them?

Sue said...

Funny post! I love random search stuff. Mine are never funny. They're mostly variations on Twilight Sucks and really weird things about navels.

See, see - I'm checking you out :>

david mcmahon said...

You just put an even bigger smile on my face than the one that was there before!

(Came here from Australia, via the talented Michal's blog)

Nancy Face said...

Hey, this was fun! :)

I still remember the post in #13 (how could I forget?)! I LOVED that post...I laughed and laughed! ;)

An Ordinary Mom said...

Google is always good for many a thing :) !!

Kimberly said...

Hee are such a hoot!