Thursday, October 11, 2007

Discussion with a five year old boy.

While pointing to my chest: "Mommy, those are your boobies".
"Yes honey, those are my boobies."
Pointing to his chest: "These are my boobies."
"No honey, you don't have boobies."
"These are my boobies?"
"No honey, you don't have boobies."
Slight pause, then: "Mommy--these are my eggs?"

Mommy then doubles over laughing hysterically.

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